The Bomb (a true story)
He wanted to be patriotic
he wanted to show he cared
name a bomb after me it seemed hypnotic
to think that he even dared
a bomb to fall on al qaeda
and it's iraqi allies
with pin point precision
killing only the bad guys
no need to make a decision
about collateral damage
or if more enemies we will make
to black gold we pay homage
and it is just there for us to take
while our favorite sport it is nascar?
how in shape those men must be
whose fans resemble the sloths of Madagascar
and private oil contracts is what we will call victory.